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The
Power of Laughter : during his illness Norman Cousins wrote
about laughter as being partly responsible for his
recovery. You can read his remarkable journey in Anatomy
of an Illness As Perceived by the Patient. Anatomy of an
Illness illustrates the life-saving benefits gained through taking
responsibility for one's own well-being through laughter. This
famous and bestselling book, recounts Norman Cousins' partnership with his
doctors in overcoming a crippling and supposedly irreversible disease, is
also available in a
beautifully bound special gift edition.
CBS News Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood ~ the "Laughing Matters"
segment.
Contests & Polls : An Interactive Page
Send your jokes, riddles and one-liners to Your Laughing Matters. You will be listed in the Hall of Fame and your jokes, riddles and one-liners will published in our ePublications (with your by-line).
Thank you Mark W. Schaefer for your contribution.
Railroad crossings are X-rated
Thank you Bob Osgoodby for your contribution.
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A rookie police officer pulls over an elderly woman for speeding.
As he walks up to her vehicle, the police officer asks for her driver's license.
"I don't have one" was her reply.
"Then let me see your registration for the vehicle", the officer countered.
"I don't have that either offficer. In all honesty, this is not my vehicle. I had to kill the owner of this car, and stuffed her body in the trunk".
As calmly as he could force himself, after that shocking statement, he ordered the woman out of her car, handcuffed her and called his supervisor for assistance.
The rookies' supervisor arrived and was presented with the officers' version of the events.
The supervising officer then went up to the elderly lady and inquired why she did not have her license with her.
"I have my license. It's in my purse" she answered.
After the supervisor checked her license, he responded, I was told you didn't have your vehicle registration.
"Oh no officer, I have it right here" as she pulled her registration from the vehicles glovebox.
"May I take a look in your trunk" asked the senior officer?
"Most certainly" came her reply.
After finding her trunk empty, the officer walked back to the woman and said..." I don't understand... My officer there told me you did not have a license, or your registration. And to top it off he said you had a dead body in the trunk of your car."
"Oh! the lady chuckled, and I suppose he told you I was speeding?"
Thank you Larry O'Connor for your contribution.
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